Chatter Boxes

To Ms. Chatty Pants -

The following topics should not be discussed on a cell phone in close quarters:
-the itchy rash on your leg
-vomit
-the fight you had with your baby's daddy

Thank you for taking your fellow passengers into consideration.

Sincerely,
Uncomfortable passenger

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To Mr. Chivalrous -

Thank you for holding the door for me when my hands were full on my way into the building this morning. It was very kind of you.

Sincerely,
Grateful Dame

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To Mr. Cigarette in right hand, Portable Oxygen in the left -

A+B= KABOOM!!!

Sincerely,
Miss 500 Foot Clearance

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To Q104 -

"Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" is not an appropriate song to dedicate to the 8th Grade class returning from a field trip who called in to ask you to play a song.

Sincerely,
Aghast in my Car

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To The Cast of Will and Grace -

That was weird!

Sincerely,
Puzzled with Popcorn

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To Ms. Gas-N-Go -

I'm glad you're not my friend! But if you were my friend, I wonder how much I'd be worth?

Sincerely,
Too Smart to Stay Behind

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To The Kansas City Royals -

It doesn't hurt anymore...do whatever you want.

Sincerely,
Miss I Go For the Fountains