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Parents and children who make it through school supply shopping without hurting someone or swearing should get a medal.  For the record...we'd get that medal.  But thank the good Lord we don't have to do that again for another year. 

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I'm not feeling well.  John just read off a list of symptoms on WebMD and I answered yes to the entire list.  The diagnosis...it's either asthma or black death.