Chatter Boxes

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To Mr. Traffic Weaver,

Your silver mustang convertible does not make you better than everyone else. Your quick jerky lane changing is annoying and you don't get there any faster than we do. Stay in one spot and commit to it.

Thank you-
Mrs. Look its Mrs Now!

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Dear Apartment,

Goodbye. You have been small and smelly but you have kept us warm in the winter and cool in the summer and I am grateful. I will not miss you except for the fact that you were our first marital abode.

Sayonara,
Nose Plugger

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Dear Delivery Man Doof,

Please do not deliver my beautiful cabinet doors and leave them in the driveway. There are several covered areas for you to choose from. Choose one of them. What about our construction site of a house makes you think we live there?

As kindly as I can,
My Husband Is Nicer Than Me

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To Mr. Hardware-Store-That-Shall-Remain-Nameless,

Install our cabinets. No, it is not okay that you push our installation back...but thank you for asking.

Sincerely,
This Is Why John Talks To These People

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Dear Friends,

Thank you for your encouraging words and for remembering us when you talk to Jesus. We are doing much better.

Forever grateful,
Me

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To the cast of Grey's Anatomy,

Can you all please pick a person and stick with them?

Just a thought,
Stuck

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To the makers of the new Garmin Nuvi,

It's awesome! Great job! I love the traffic alert. I have named her Helga. While you haven't figured out how to make the traffic go away, you have at least made the experience more colorful.

Good work,
Slightly Partial

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To people who make pants,

Put pockets on the back of pants. Very few people look good in pants without back pockets. It will help those of us who buy them and those of us who look at them. Everyone wins!

Appreciative,
Girl on a quest for the perfect black pant