Chatter Boxes

Sheena helped us rake leaves last weekend. It was really cold and windy that day so she donned her purple quilted coat and helped us weight down the leaves.

Happy Fall!

To see previous "To Whom It May Concern" entries look here and here.

Dear Sick People,

Stay home. The world is not going to stop spinning because you had to stay home from work. It it better for everyone if you snot and sneeze in your own house. If you insist on coming to work, please do not walk up and down the hallways coughing into every open door you see. Can I interest you in a mask and some antibacterial gel? This is a hospital for goodness sake - we're not in short supply.

Sincerely,
Mrs. First Door on the Right

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To Heather and Jenny,

Thanks for watching us last weekend. We enjoyed our time with you. Come back to visit anytime you want. Sorry about the toaster oven. Mommy should have told you about it before she left.


From,
Carhartt and Sheena

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Dear Bugs,

I guess we showed you! I know that you are God's creation and most of you are good for something. However, you are not welcome in my home. You are free to enjoy the vast surrounding area (except mosquitoes - you are evil and should die), but the indoor space is off limits. If you continue to violate this request, you will be executed like the others. I trust you'll make the right decision.

Regards,
Mrs. I Have Poison and I'm Not Afraid to Use It

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Dear Delta,

I'm sorry I bad-mouthed you about making us walk from the far end of the terminal just to turn right around and go back through the same gate. You thought ahead and made it very easy for us to catch our connecting flight. I shouldn't have been so quick to judge.

I also commend you for the yummy cookies you provide in addition to peanuts.

Sincerely,
Grateful Passenger

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Dear Nampa,

You're getting so big (relatively speaking). John says you're not as smelly as he was led to believe. I tried to tell him you were just having a good day.

By the way, your mayor can really rock.

From,
The Lady in the Obnoxious Red Rental Car

John and I just got back from my 10 year college reunion. We had great fun seeing everyone. Thanks for spending time with us and for having such cute kids. I really miss that part by not living closer.



This is my cousin's little girl. We got to babysit one morning. John's teaching her how to play the guitar. She almost had it!





All these girls were roommates of mine at one time or another.





And here are some of the cute kids who are either watching fireworks or awaiting the great company of the heavenly host.

Here we are on Halloween. John is a sophisticated suburbanite who married a backwoods country girl. Hee Hee!